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North Korea wants to host Summer Olympics


North Korea unfortunately doesn't have enough electricity to light up the Olympic symbol

North Korea unfortunately doesn’t have enough electricity to light up the Olympic symbol

Kim Jong Un, rotund ruler of North Korea, expressed a desire for North Korea to hold the next Summer Olympics when it is held in 2016.

He was quickly informed that it had been decided years ago that it would be held in Rio de Janeiro in Brazil in 2016 and in Tokyo, Japan in 2020.

Within hours, the Internet was flooded with simulations of North Korea bombing Rio de Janeiro and Tokyo.

North Korea instantly denied they had broadcast the images and simultaneously made an announcement that they would henceforth be holding their own Olympics celebration and no one from any other country would be invited, except for maybe China, and maybe a few interested billionaires.

Source: The Spoof – North Korea Wants to Host Summer Olympics (SATIRE)
 

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Social Justice Campaigner. Business and Education Consultant. Former Business/ESL Teacher. Lived in China and USA. Dealing with disability. My articles have been cited in New York Times, BBC, Fox News, Aljazeera, Philippines Star, South China Morning Post, National Interest, news.com.au, Wikipedia and many other international publications.

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