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Playboy asks Denmark’s Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt to appear in a nude layout


Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Playboy Corporation mogul Hugh Hefner has offered the stunning blonde prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt $1.8 million to appear in a nude layout in his magazine.

Hefner spoke with reporters and stated that he knows that the issue would be one of the biggest sellers in the publication’s history.

The Playboy head stated that the magazine would not only be a number one seller in the United States but it would also be number one all over Europe and the free world.

He noted that Thorning-Schmidt is a very attractive woman who also happens to be a blonde and a world leader on top of that.

Hefner noted that in that regard Helle is batting 3 for 3.

SIDENOTE: When President Obama heard about the possibility of the Danish prime minister appearing in Playboy he grinned and replied that he doesn’t buy Playboy but he would certainly buy the issue in which Helle Thorning-Schmidt graces its glossy pages.

Source: The Spoof – Playboy Asks Denmark’s Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Appear In A Nude Layout (SATIRE)
 

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4 thoughts on “Playboy asks Denmark’s Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt to appear in a nude layout

    • I hope she does it. We need to free ourselves from the burden of clothing. It should be a matter of decoration or protection from weather that motivates us to don clothing.

      Posted by David Kay | July 18, 2018, 22:33

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